Master of My Domain

I'm not master of much in life. Oh, inside our beaky kingdom I've mastered many fine skills such as:
 

crock pot cooking

Googling useless information ( see I'll Have to Google That )

laundry

nagging Daddy Owl and the Fab Five (I nag because I care)

stalking celebrities

I'm proud to report that some in the nest might even go so far as to agree on my self-imposed royal title: Queen of the Toilet Bowl AKA Keeper of All, Knower of Nothing. My title may not be on the same lofty level as say, William and Kate, but because my kingdom only extends as far as the end of our driveway, I will take what I can get. Guess my tiara is still at the cleaners.

While I wait for the diamonds to be set, I have decided that as much as I enjoy being Queen of the Toilet Bowl, and I do, I really should widen the boundaries of my kingdom, extend my reach and expand my doggone hootin' horizons.  As such, I am excited to announce that yours truly, Mama Finch, is now the proud owner of the domain blendedbeaks.com. The World Wide Web will never be the same. Master of my domain? You betcha!